IRS agents are howling with orgasmic glee as they anxiously await your tax filing tomorrow and you’ve waited until the last minute in hopes that someone would give you the secret deets to save, save, save on what you owe. Are you crazy? Last year ended, well, last year, and you can’t do anything now to fix all the ways you screwed up in 2023. You know that by now, though, because you’ve been studying all the lame-stream media guides and every one of them mocks you for all the things you were supposed to do, but didn’t, when it could actually make a difference:
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Kingfish
4/14/2024 12:23:03 pm
What deductions will I be able to take for 2024 as a result of the upcoming Cicadageddon?
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dad writes
4/14/2024 01:01:12 pm
This one is more complicated than you might suppose. If their burrowing causes a tree to collapse on your house, you get to deduct double the cost of the house. But if you put them in your blender to make a cadalicious smoothie, there is no deduction at all.
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