57 is the new 60

  
Random thoughts that I thought about when thinking...
 

1. I’m always intrigued by the old advertisements that said, “Heinz: 57 Varieties.” What made them decide they couldn’t wait until they got to 60?                    
2. I was sitting in a meeting and I looked down at my cup of coffee and it made me wonder: I’m trying to wake up for this???                     
3. Do restaurant servers get a bonus for bringing my dinner back to the kitchen before I’m done eating, or do they keep asking if I’m finished as a subtle way to comment on my weight?           
4. I had nothing to do at 3:30 one day, so I tuned into Jeopardy like I did in college. The first ads I saw were for Stair Lifts and Medicare supplements. Clearly, college students are getting older and older.
5. Why are they called May flies and not Today flies?
6. Web developers could make my life much less frustrating if they’d remember to put the cursor in the sign-in box. Seemingly half the time, I click the “sign in” tab and begin typing in my email or user name and then find nothing is happening, because the cursor isn’t blinking where it should be. My life is very, very hard.
7. If I can't reach a human being when I am trying to buy something, I know I’ll be stranded if there is a problem later.
8. If you really need to put your life in perspective, sit for an hour in a hospital lobby.