CV Diary 11: Illusions of Hygiene
Now that pretty much every state is reopening in some way, it’s time for a refresher course on why we should all be dead already. Just in case you were excited about finally getting out of the house…
And don’t get me started on the people who let their dogs lick their hands and faces and then say, “Their mouths are cleaner than ours.” First, it’s not true and, second, even if it was, did you see what they were licking before they licked you? Stop it. Now.
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5/24/2020 01:21:53 pm
One of your (sadly) funniest postings.
5/25/2020 03:41:58 pm
As an Environmental Health Specialist, aka “health inspector”, I actually did notice these things. As a professional, I was careful about with whom I discussed them.
5/31/2020 02:59:36 pm
Sunshine is the best disinfectant.
5/31/2020 03:00:32 pm
And on the airplane, they always put their face masks on first.
5/26/2020 09:18:18 am
With all this surveillance how do you have time to even eat your meal?
5/31/2020 03:01:01 pm
I don't. This is my secret plan for losing weight.
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