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You couldn’t find matching socks?

8/9/2020

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I am confused by many things, but I’m too busy watching television to answer my own questions. Desperately seeking clarity this week about...
 
  1. Nothing restores my faith in humanity like a broken stop light. Suddenly, it’s a four-way stop and everyone is taking turns!
  2. If you want to get men to engage with each other for more than an hour, you have to arrange a tee time.
  3. At any casino, the people who know the games end up losing and the newbies end up with a winning streak. Their luck runs out the second time they go, and every time after that, which proves that God is an incredible prankster.
  4. I know wisdom is supposed to come with age, but there are a ton of things I’ll never, ever understand, including:
    *  Guys who wear dress shoes and a suit, but no socks.
    *  Women who wear strapless tops with side slits and exposed bra straps.
    *  Toddlers on leashes.
    *  Double doors at restaurants or stores, with one of the doors locked.
    *  Dogs in strollers.
    *  Couples sitting next to each other in a booth, facing an empty seat on the other side.
  5. I got stood up at a dinner the other night, but I decided to have a good time anyway. I couldn’t change the situation, but I could absolutely choose my response.
  6. Now that so many people are continuing to work from home, I’ll bet absenteeism has plummeted. If you “can’t make it in today,” where do you go?
  7. When you start to type an email address and the first name comes up, is it a name that surprises you or does it fit?
  8. When the waiter comes by and asks, “May I take your order?” I have an urge to say, “No, you may not.” But I have resisted that impulse…so far.

We’re incredibly open minded at Dad Writes, so we will allow you to subscribe by clicking here, even if you put your dog in a stroller and keep your children on a leash when you’re sitting next to each other in a booth. However, socks are a must.
 


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Larry Clark
8/9/2020 01:37:31 pm

"When the waiter comes by and asks, 'May I take your order?'"

...Goes right along with, "Good evening. I'm Jeff, and I'll be your waiter". Really? You haven't been a waiter before, and I'm the launch customer for your new career?

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Ellajean bledsoe link
8/25/2020 12:38:05 pm

Comment, comment


Btw, you are great

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